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Seville Calculator

This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)

celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans

oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,

they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team

celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto

celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator
by hatchet__ July 2, 2006
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severo

The cutest guy in existence and mankind history.
DUDE? Did you see Severo yesterday? He was looking so cute, as usual :D.
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Twenty Seven Hief

The number directly after twenty one and directly before 27
one.
doo.
two and hief.
Scheven
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Twenty one
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27
37

WAT YOO SAY?!
by DragonlordALS May 19, 2004
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avenged sevenfold

Name of a recent rock band. Also in the bible, but Avenged Sevenfold technically means that whatever wrong you do shall be avenged, times seven. So if you were to cut someone, you will be cut seven times more or harder. Avenged Sevenfold is also shortened to A7X.
A7X is an awesome band, I love it so much!

ow, that spider bit me hard, I hope this cut is avenged sevenfold.
by Lnorennny January 3, 2006
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seven years bad luck

An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.


Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit


walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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Severiano

People who have this name are only the hottest/sexiest/most orgasmic guys alive on this planet. Nobody can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. People with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of "If U Seek Amy" for example (oh baby baby have you seen Sev tonight?). Nobody can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about grass, lamps, candles, weather, sex, saturn, and nicknames.
"That guy standing by his locker is so fucking hot!"
"Oh, that's Severiano!"
by iaminlovewithsev July 9, 2009
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seville

The most underated car in the Cadillac family.
"contrary to popular belief, my '89 Seville is pimper than the '89 Deville down the street, even the tail-lights aren't as cool. It's a real sleeper."
by Jesus_the_Illest August 29, 2005
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