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selfie

a shit word. it means "photograph". a word that the Oxford English Dictionary had as their word of the year, because as a fairly..."sensible" organisation, they wanted to appeal to teenagers and txt speech.

sounds a bit like the word "selfish", which is what quite a lot of social media is all about. "selfie" probably means a photo of you, that you took. but....yeah. or something.
"can you take a selfie of me?" "you mean a photograph?" "yes"
by J_S_ July 7, 2019
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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
by TKola July 28, 2021
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Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.
If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.
by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024
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Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"
1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.
by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015
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Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies
He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.
by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020
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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
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