Scott logic

It’s the linking of two or more unrelated thing by using random things that some how makes it true

Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.

Yeah man it made total sense

Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.

Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.

Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!

And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic

by NotAThotScott March 15, 2018

zach scott

retarded rapper says "posh boy know wanna scrap"

**Terrible Rapper** am i the worst rapper.. no, your not as bad as Zach Scott

by La Ho August 22, 2017

Scott Blasko

The biggest fuck boy and snake to ever exist please beware.

"He fucks with everyone he's such a Scott Blasko."

by Pussykitten June 28, 2017

Scott-chop

The act of karate chopping an annoying kid in the adam's apple.

If this kid doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Scott-chop him so hard he won't be able to breathe right for a week.

by scott-chop414 March 27, 2009

Pull-a-Scott

With mere seconds remaining before heading out to lunch with co-workers, a co-worker decides to use the restroom, thus delaying lunch another 3 minutes for the entire entourage whose stomachs ar growling ferociously for a bean and cheese.

I told Jose not to Pull-a-Scott right as I pressed the elevator button, but he did it anyway, and we got to the restaurant late missing out on adobada and Julio was nowhere to be found.

by Jerry McGaffin October 12, 2021

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Scott Phillips

Drummer of Alter Bridge and former drummer of Creed.

Person 1: Hey listen to this song by Alter Bridge.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.

by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 17, 2016