Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!
Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!
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Sad Saturday is the day of the week where most people will feel either bad abt themselves or just feel sad in general. If its Sad Saturday and u see someone that doesnt look very happy, try and cheer them up. Obvs if they dont wanna talk then leave them alone.
Person 1: Kill me alreadyyyy
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No but I dont know why...
Person 2: Oh ik, its bc it's Sad Saturday
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No but I dont know why...
Person 2: Oh ik, its bc it's Sad Saturday
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Hey Shorty wanna go to the Rings of Saturn? Fuck yeah Fam, thought you’d never ask! That night we closed the space between us, and experienced a suction only compared to that of a black hole sucking in a galaxy.
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My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i
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