"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

by Bawston69 July 28, 2021

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass
"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023


Salmon
(verb)
A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.
Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
(verb)
A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.
Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
