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Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
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Alex Salmon

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
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Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet
by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
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Rick Salmon

Rick Salmon lives on the east coast
by Bawston69 July 28, 2021
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salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass
"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023
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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
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