Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.

She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.

by KillBot69 January 28, 2019

Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 7, 2020

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)

"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"

by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022

Nintendo switch for women

The true meaning of NSFW

Bro are you watching Nintendo switch for women?!

by Roberto the great July 31, 2023

Big Red Reset Switch

The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.

Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"

Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"

<Click>

<Click>

Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010