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Phil Swift 

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Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.

Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.

In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.

Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.

Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.



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Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
Phil Swift by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
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tater swift 

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
tater swift by Lubedandready August 28, 2016

tater swift 

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
tater swift by Lubedandready August 28, 2016

Tay Swift 

'Tay Swift' is a term you can use for someone who wants nothing to do with Spotify.
I listen to iTunes, because I'm a Tay Swift.
Tay Swift by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

joey swift 

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean
"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"
joey swift by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

Taylor Swift 

"Oh my god! Did you hear what Brittany said to me! I can't believe she would do this to me!"
"Like, oh my god. She totally pulled a Taylor Swift on you."

Phil Swift 

Our lord and saviour
Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
Phil Swift by Suvjet November 13, 2017