Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.

Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics

by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024

Science Power Struggle

The often-hidden political and economic battle over who controls the direction, funding, and narrative of scientific research. This is the dark underbelly of pure inquiry: tenured professors blocking rival theories, corporate funders shaping study outcomes, governments weaponizing research for prestige, and publishers charging outrageous fees. It's the realization that the "marketplace of ideas" is a rigged game with gatekeepers, investors, and propaganda.

Example: "His groundbreaking paper on a cheap battery was buried because of the science power struggle. A senior reviewer with ties to a lithium-ion company sat on it for a year, then recommended rejection based on a minor methodology quibble. Truth doesn't win; it needs a lobbyist." Science Power Struggle

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Science Paradigms Struggle

The messy, often brutal process described by Thomas Kuhn where an old scientific paradigm (like Newtonian physics) is challenged by too many anomalies, leading to a crisis and eventual revolution, installing a new paradigm (like Einsteinian relativity). The struggle isn't just about data; it's about power, reputation, and worldview. Old-guard professors die, textbooks are rewritten, and what was heresy becomes dogma until the next crisis.

Example: "The conference on consciousness was a full-blown science paradigms struggle. The neuroscientists waved fMRI scans, the quantum biologists talked about orchestrated reductions, and the panpsychists quoted ancient philosophy. It was less a debate and more a three-way intellectual cage match with a cash bar." Science Paradigms Struggle

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Science Paradigm Struggle

The messy, often brutal intellectual civil war that erupts when a new scientific theory (like plate tectonics, relativity, or germ theory) challenges the established, dominant paradigm. It's not a polite debate over data; it's a fight for the soul of a field, where careers, reputations, and entire worldviews are at stake. Old-guard professors who built their lives on the old model dig in, journals reject radical papers, and the new idea is mocked—until the evidence becomes undeniable, the old guard dies off, and textbooks are rewritten. It's the painful, essential process by which science, an inherently conservative institution, is forced to evolve.

Example: "The conference on consciousness was a full-blown Science Paradigm Struggle. The neuroscientists, armed with fMRI scans, defended their materialist model like a fortress. The quantum biologists, talking about 'orchestrated objective reduction,' were the besieging army. The panpsychists were the weird partisans in the hills, shouting that everyone was wrong. It was less a symposium and more a three-way academic knife fight over who gets to own the future of the mind."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Science Power Struggle

The hidden political and economic battle that determines which science gets done, by whom, and for what purpose. This is the dark underbelly of the paradigm struggle: the fight over grants, tenured positions, journal editorships, and prestige. It's where corporate funding shapes research agendas to favor profitable outcomes, where senior scientists block rivals' work, and where governments weaponize research for geopolitical advantage. Truth may win in the long run, but in the short term, power decides which truths get the microphone and the money.

Example: "His groundbreaking paper on a cheap renewable energy storage method was buried for a decade due to a Science Power Struggle. A powerful reviewer with ties to the fossil fuel industry sat on it, called it 'not sufficiently rigorous,' and fast-tracked his own graduate student's competing, weaker paper. The better science lost because it threatened the wrong people's kingdoms."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Dynamic Class Struggle

A modern conception of class conflict that moves beyond the static Marxist model of bourgeoisie vs. proletariat. It views class not as a fixed economic category, but as a fluid, multi-axis battlefield involving not just wealth, but also control over data, cultural capital, platform access, and precarious gig-based labor. The struggle is between the Owner/Platform class, the (shrinking) Stable Professional class, and the expanding Precariat, with alliances and conflicts shifting dynamically around issues like privacy, automation, and debt.

Example: "The protest wasn't just workers vs. bosses; it was Dynamic Class Struggle. Uber drivers (precariat) were striking against the app's algorithms (platform owner), supported by sympathetic software engineers (stable professionals) who wrote the code but didn't control it. The fight wasn't for a factory, but for control over data, pricing, and the very rules of the digital marketplace."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026