I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything

You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

play the 5-string

To have gay cowboy butt sex.

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.

by James Loftis January 23, 2009

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

string puller

That retard that gets internal orgasms from pulling peoples hoodie strings.

“I killed myself when I found out my sister was marrying a filthy string puller.”

by christian pryor likes children May 8, 2018

string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.

some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”

by bigdong488 February 21, 2020