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Rope store

Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.
Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."

Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."
by Yeemanman34 May 15, 2024
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stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
by Narreik September 28, 2023
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Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.
"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"
by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016
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Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.
"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.
by tristonic July 25, 2022
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Grocery Store Pony

They rode us like a grocery store pony.
by davvvo March 4, 2019
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Store

"Please store all important documents on the cloud backup for safekeeping."

Note: This sentence uses the term "store" to refer to the act of saving information or documents in a digital storage space, rather than its more traditional meaning of a physical place for keeping goods.
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
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