The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.

“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

by MrBlight June 3, 2025

Sneeznesses

Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.

"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"

by Amelia 123 October 6, 2021

Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

make that dog sneeze

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing

Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!

by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022

Dick Sneeze

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"

Hop on dick sneeze

by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025

Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...

by Lucky180 March 4, 2020

sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale April 19, 2018