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scare-a-legal

A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.

Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.
Sakura placed a scare-a-legal on her monitor and no attorney dared approach it.
by Benny the Slug May 4, 2007
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Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.
"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"
by AP Styles August 8, 2009
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Scared

Scared - Terrified
George Nathan is a pussy and is Scared of bananas and is scared of pussy... After watching the movie teeth
by kushgreenaf February 13, 2015
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Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008
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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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Scarecrow Lady

A lady that stands around and prevents people from going into a room. Usually her shirt is too tigtht too.
Stephen: Kim look! Its that scarecrow lady!

Kim: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFL.
by stevooo&&kimmmmmmmmmm February 17, 2009
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Scared Bitch on Heat

1) Used to describe oneself experiencing something positive.

2) In reference to a female with class and morals towards relationships and sexual activity, although after the subject becomes intoxicated or is seduced with clever wordplay can be manipulated/degraded/exploited or sodomised.
1) "When I fist heard about the paris sextape I downloaded it like a scared bitch on heat!"

2) John: "Hey have you met Kristy? Shes fine as fuck!! I'd love to tap that shit but she's probibly a snob"

Henry: "Fuck that shit! Obviously she's a fuckaholic cum gargling slag, I'll give her the anal ambush and rapist choke, she ain't nothing but a scared bitch on heat!"
by Zmishima March 5, 2009
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