super saterday

A day in the week where you tackle all the academic tasks you've been procrastinating on. This includes emailing professors, applying to volunteer opportunities, and delving into research you've been avoiding. It's the ultimate productivity day for students, and often occurs on a Saturday, hence the name "Super Saterday." It's the day when you power through all the important but less exciting academic responsibilities to free up your schedule for more enjoyable activities.

“Damien and Alishba think we should have a Super Saterday this weekend, pretty sure I’ll join. There is so many things I need to do but don’t want to. Afterwords Alishba’s mom can make us dinner as a reward.”

by GrootsMittens November 3, 2023

Aiden Saechao

Straight out of the mountains of the deep and dark Laos regions, comes the most gangster and demonic name known to mankind, the mythical Aiden Saechao is known for his memorable acts of monstrocity. These words have no way to express the greatness and extraordinary traits. From the deep caves to the highest reputation of all, Aiden Saechao is the most devious and menacing human to all.

I'm nothing like Aiden Saechao, he's the GOAT.

Person 1: Do you know Aiden Saechao?

Person 2: Yes, Aiden Saechao owns all of us.

by slatychang November 5, 2023

Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024