Russell

A rather damp man who is often narcissistic and charming who might offer aggressive unwanted sexual advances.

Be careful. I think he might be a Russell

by The first thing you see September 17, 2023

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

Russell

Boyfriend too many, satisfied none!

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none

Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell's ball

A ball that no longer has the will to live in Russell's sack

Russell's ball commited suicide

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Russell

Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this

person 1: Russell has down syndrome.
Person 2: no shit! Sherlock.

by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024