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Rule 34 of Music

There is a techno remix of it. No exceptions. To see in effect, search for "_____ techno remix" in youtube.
What has Rule 34 of Music produced?

Oompa Loompa song? Yup.
Bill Nye theme? Yup.
Vuvuzelas? Yup.
Celine Dion? Yup.
by ArsenalFC4life July 9, 2010
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Nigger Rules

An alternate set of rules that may be used to play beer pong.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
Jimmy - "Dude how did you get so fucked playing Bp last night?"

Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."

Jimmy - "Get raped."
by Hugh_ _Jass March 7, 2010
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The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
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Rule 423

Every fictional character is bisexual until proven otherwise.
"I'm sure that he's gay."
"Rule 423 says otherwise."
by Shadow Industry July 9, 2011
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
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Riley

One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He'll always listen to your problems if you're close with him, and will do anything for you. He can have a temper at times if people give him too much bullshit. It takes him time to get over someone, and he tends to fall back into the same trap of a girl if they are on and off. Also very witty and funny, one of the best people ever. His eyes are amazing and you could look at them the whole day. That and his personality combined makes girls like him or fall in love with him all the time. He's talented and plays some instrument. Puts his friends first.
Riley is so sweet..I would be so lucky to go out with him.
by hullo dare <(o_o)> September 23, 2012
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Riley

Well.... Riley is all round goofy. Riley is very hot and will do anything to make you smile and laugh. He seems nerdy until you get to know him... he's still kinda nerdy. But he's just amazing and a great friend.
Oh you know Riley... Ya the goofy guy over there... I mean he's pretty hot too.
by Awesomeness552 November 23, 2016
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