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eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality
Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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retarded

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The legitimate definition:
Retarded
–verb (used with object)
1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

This term is being eliminated across the U.S by advocates for the developmentally disabled because for individuals of higher functioning intellectual impairment, it is demeaning and belittling.

Unfortunately, the word "retarded" (in my opinion) is frequently used--but only by shallow people easily influenced by societal expectations. The slang for "retarded" is frequently used to express contempt or disgust at a person, situation, or idea. Basically, anything the person who says it can't wrap their head around.
1.) Dude, it's like, George Bush is retarded, man.

2.) What, we have a test tomorrow I didn't see coming? That's retarded. Our teacher is totally retarded.

3.) Carrot top is such a retard. He's someone I don't think is funny. He is someone I will make fun of at the cost of someone dealing with serious life-altering psychological issues.

4.) I was driving drunk, and this fucking cop pulled me over because I was swerving over the median or some shit. He was such a retard.

5.) Dude, the dude who wrote this entry is fucking retarded man. That's the only way I can describe it, bro. Cause, dude, man--he doesn't even fuckin' get it, i mean--you know?
by look in the mirror September 23, 2009
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fat retarded tone

A fat retarded mf named Fat Retarded Tone or FRT for short. Usually smells like hot butt and bong water. Sometimes you can catch him in his busted ass 300 or wit his bum ass friend Fat Stanky Retarded Piece of Shit Big Show
“That dumb mf Fat Retarded Tone shit his pants again”
“Man this nigga Fat Retarded Tone smell like hot booty
by luhcheq May 9, 2018
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retarded people

someone who is missing 7 or more chromosomes
joe: damn that riot of retarded people is really bothering me

mike: yeah i know all they do is scream and not even talk

joe: i hate retarded people
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retarded

you.
me-you are retarded
by me wigga February 4, 2018
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Retarded cunt

A leader of a country that makes poor decisions.
by Eddy sue April 27, 2020
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retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.
That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.
by flyawaynow October 9, 2009
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