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Religion

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.
There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.
by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018
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Biggest religion in the world

The worship of money. That is where everyone wants some
and will do absolutly anything to get. And is in love with it.
by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011
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Religion

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.
If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.
by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008
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The New World Religion (tm)

something a fag named pitz_ on irc.efnet.net made up for attention.

he hangs out in #electronics on efnet, so go harass him and call him a fag, cause he is one:

www.suckyreligion.org

that is pitz_ on efnet in #electronics
<pitz_> im a fag 'q and i like 'c in my 'a
by Pitz's Mom March 3, 2005
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religion

1. Possibility of granting peace to people on earth.

2. But since human are so stupid they have ruined the whole concept, making religion irrelevant.
"My religion says I can kill you."
*BAM*
by TURKOGLU May 10, 2003
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Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.
Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.
by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010
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Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.
by Scrappy SamCat November 7, 2012
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