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False religion

1 A really ironic thing to say when describing any religion.
1 Some guy: "Thats a false religion you twat" Other guy: "You realise that all religions are probably made up so what is a false religion?"
by Underpants gnome 4 June 24, 2010
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freedom of religion

freedom of religion:
MEans one has the power to choose to be whatever religion they wish to be, wether it be Christian, Jew, or drudic Vampirism. Even no religion is included. Freedom of religion also means freedom from presecution, including slander, physical and emotional attack, and discrimination.
Exersicer of freedom of religion: I am a catholic and proud of it, and nocbody in the world can tell me otherwise!
Thumper of freedom of religion: Your honor, my client has the right to sue the jail for not providing him with his religious daily goblet of blood! Drudic Vampires need blood!
Abuser of FOR: I'm an angry, untypical but loud aethiest and any happy christian I see posting on this stie I will tear down with an axe.
Accepter of FOR: I am an aethiest who is perfectly happy with my lifestyle and will not attack others for believing in moral values.
Beater of FOR:I'm a Jeberzian Fitness, so I'm required to bring a gun to school lest I want Satan to capture my soul. If the principal has anyhting to say otherwise with this then I'll sue his white *** for discrimination.
by Trex August 8, 2004
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Religipoo

(Re-li-gee-poo) (Religious Poop)
1.A person, group of people, or general place that is/are annoyingly obsessed with there own religion.
2.A person or group who feel the need to apply religion obsessively to every day tasks.
The public school teacher who felt the need to “praise the lord jesus” so we may have a safe field trip to the science museum was a bit of a religipoo.
by Ian G July 25, 2008
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religion

pure and untamed idiocy at its worst
Your stupid cuase you dont belive in god!
Now if you'll excuse me,I'm going to go worship a book and defy common sence!
by E-man216 October 25, 2003
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religion

The biggest waste on this earth. How about solving our problems by giving that money to things that need it instead of building more churches.
I am scared that my life is a lie so I will hide behind religion.
by Tha Ill Cracka September 10, 2003
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religion

An excuse to blow people up.
religion etc etc etc etc
by the rat April 19, 2006
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Religion

Religion is a scam setup to control your mind. It will command you to do things - and ask you for your money so the pastor/priest/head person can go rent out a prostitute since he vowed not to get married. Religion corrupts the mind, body, and sole - and gets worse if you become a schizo. Religions is the real Evil of this world, besides George Bush.
Pastor Jack took our money using Religion and went out and partied with Mary Jane and a hooker named Janice.
by MidnightScott July 4, 2006
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