Russelled

When you beat your wife or girlfriend.

Yeah He Russelled his wife last night and got arrested.

by Dotta September 23, 2018

Russell

A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.

"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."

"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."

"At least I'm not a Brad."

by Fucktard Penisface January 13, 2023

Russell

A man that can split you in half with his cock

Russell your ripping my pussy in half

by anonymous January 24, 2024

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.

Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well

by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019

Russell

The best guy you will ever meet he is smart, talented, adorable and absolutely hilarious, a reserved guy not really shy but no very open either, they are caring and family means everything

Russell has beautiful eyes

by Twina1977 December 5, 2019

Russel

A simp or a bitch most likely gay.

HA you're such a Russel

by bbBOY77 January 30, 2020