by Riley Gillan February 14, 2018
by beastguy August 19, 2011
negative kick height, low martial arts skill, negative stamina, terrified of will, likes men, is white
by Enlarged Schlong October 25, 2023
To interrupt an ongoing, text-based, conversation by sending a screenshot of little to no connection to the topic at hand, thereby disrupting the flow and leaving everyone confused.
A: Did you read the chat from yesterday evening? It was hilarious, everyone was having a blast!
B: Yeah dude, it was great. Until someone sent that pic of their Clash of Clans base, why did they have to pull a Riley like that?
B: Yeah dude, it was great. Until someone sent that pic of their Clash of Clans base, why did they have to pull a Riley like that?
by A certain Corvid January 20, 2022
‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’
by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019
Literally made for each other. Molly and Riley love each other unconditionally, even if sometimes they don’t see it. They both often doubt their relationship, but they are really in love. They are always cuddling and make their single friends feel really lonely. They can’t stand time away from each other, and find it hard to talk over the phone and make plans together. They always write meaning full things to each other. They are the most amazing people out there, and the cutest couple <3
Riley and Molly are so cute together.
I wish I could be in a happy relationship like Riley and Molly.
I wish I could be in a happy relationship like Riley and Molly.
by Dead Sock December 21, 2021
A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
by Obtainee of the Paradox September 06, 2019