Dick Ratio 

Size of your penis compared to others.

Chris your dick ratio is pretty low, what do you have a chode?

Dick Ratio by Mrs. Penny April 16, 2009

Weingarten Ratio 

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.

Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.

Weingarten Ratio by Cattie H May 6, 2008

L-Ratio 

The L-ratio is described as a series of unfortunate events; a person taking the L.

Taylor is really living the L-Ratio right now.

L-Ratio by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp January 19, 2022

Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR) 

Stroke to nut ratio. The amount of strokes to attain sexual releasing during sexual intercourse, or personal satisfaction.

Don Juan: Hey, I just beat my Stroke Nut Ration (SNR) record of 35....I got to 36. I would've gotten higher, but I thought of a guy's '
dick/asshole...It sucks; I got jizz all over my courderoy.

Homeboy: Did you just get done masterbating?

Don Juan: Yeah dude, 36 strokes and I'm done!

Homeboy: What is that your Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)?

Don Juan: 36.

Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR) by StAmJoSu December 3, 2011

L Bozo plus ratio 

Ur really bad and ur algebra grade is 69%

He increased his L Bozo Plus Ratio by 4%

L Bozo plus ratio by Morgafied March 9, 2022

The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.

Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!

The Ratio by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008

bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.

Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"

bang ratio by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013