jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Pankow

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

Pungoo

Pungoo is a euphemism for the word fart.

Boy it smells in here did somebody pungoo?

by IheartPatrice June 27, 2009

punked up

Acting tough

actin like he's all punked up an shit

by T Punkedup April 20, 2016

teenage punk

Noun. Pejorative term. A teenager considered a nuisance or smartass by a member of an older generation. Ex. my grandfather.

"Hey, you teenage punk! Pull your pants up and turn down that music. In my day, kids like you were murdered by the clean cut kids." - My grandfather, and probably your's, too.

by tglee September 1, 2012

Alley Punk

A (usually adolescent) person who listens to several undeground genres (crust punk/ d-beat/ Thrash Black/Street Punk...) Is poor. Is messy, fucked-up and usually starts smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking alcohol at a young age. Hangs out with a small group of individuals who are usually in the same bands, and would go as far as killing a poser if they enter the territory. they usually have one alley they chill at and are part of a tight underground scene.

Boy: "Dad, can I hang out with those cool punk kids?"
Dad: "No! Those alley punks would beat you up if you go in their alley!"

by Outlaw-Scumfuck October 26, 2012

Ratchet Punk

1. A New Jersey based movement found on the notion that punk should confront the state, not lie in bed with it. Ratchet Punks reject all conventional norms of social conduct, moral code and any PC punk nonsense. Being ratchet, or ratchetness involves giving no f$ck$, staying drunk and high, having as much unprotected sex as possible, and loving the ass. Ratchet punks listen to all forms of punk and metal, with a profound appreciation for trap music and modern hip hop.

2. A horny, drunk punk

3. A large black man wearing fake gold

"Ratchet Punks live by the ass, and die by the bottle."

"This Ratchet punk just passed out in my kitchen."

"Who's the Ratchet punk killin it with the gold chains?"

by Drunx&Punx June 24, 2013