pukealicious

An adjective describing something as being very disgusting and sickening or worthy of one vomiting over it.

Woah, that roadkill over there sure is pukealicious.

by M.R. March 28, 2004

pukefest

When people just bull shit nonsense. Lies and distortions coming out of people's mouths. See the imagery?

The democrats and republicans were talking. It seemed like one big pukefest.

by Susan in Florida January 28, 2009

singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.

Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!

by Spencer P. August 10, 2004

Battle Pubes

Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.

Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"

Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."

Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."

by GF3 October 21, 2010

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004