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professional armchair pilot

A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.
"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."
by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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menu professor

a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).

Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).

Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
by the big seppa September 11, 2009
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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016
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Euphemism for a grade A fuckup that gets you sued. Specifically used by Ashley Hall School.
Anne: We just sent out all our students' medical records to the entire school community. Is that legal?

Jill: I'm pretty sure that violates both FERPA and HIPAA at the same time. What an inadvertent professional error.

Anne: God I hope we're insured.
by ChangingTime August 28, 2017
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pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD
That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!
by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017
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