Penguin

A completely unnecessary piece of information the needs to be removed from memory in order to make room for more important information.

Matt: "Oh shit, how am I going to remember that penicillins act on the peptidoglycan cell wall with D-Alanyl-Danyline chains"

Kiko: Nope, penguin.

Matt: Splash.

by doogsd February 28, 2017

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.

Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"

by PENSsuckPENISSSS December 10, 2011

12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.

Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

by diesmiley October 29, 2010

finish the penguin

(noun)- While having any kind of sex, the male draws a penguin on any part of the womans body. Then ejaculating or "finishing" it off with sperm on the white part of the penguin.

Bob: Yo girl, lemme finish the penguin.
Girl: Okay

by poopoopoohead May 12, 2010

penguin

penguins do have knees

penguins may waddle but they have knees

by lauren e February 19, 2005

Penguin Syndrome

Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).

Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome

by A fat person. March 11, 2009

penguin

A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures

Those penguins sure know how to eat cheese

by nutsnutsnuts June 15, 2010