Postmyspace depression

The old days of Myspace where you could do just about everything to make your profile suit you. Customization, the dgafing on the old site was fun. But then a horrible genius decided to fuck up Myspace and everybody left to Facebook. Now many millions of kids are left reminiscing on the good ole' laughs they would have. And start to develop PostMyspace Depression.

"Damn I just came down with Postmyspace depression....this sucks cause no one will ever move back to myspace."

by Goreedoll October 20, 2012

postmania

the habitual posting of status messages on social media websites.

"My girlfriend suffers from Postmania."

by muckraker40 January 14, 2013

Pomumphobia

The fear of Fruit. The Fear of tasting, smelling, seeing and touching all types of fruits. Sometimes tomatoes excluded. Someone who is pomumphobic.

Cate: Laura, will you hold this orange for me please?

Laura: No not on your life, I have pomumphobia. (runs away)

by TigerTank March 19, 2013

Possum

"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."

Austin rolled over like a possum

by A.H.203 August 27, 2013

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015

postmute-hindsight

A situation in which a person is unable to speak in a situation, therefore perceiving negative consequences such as shame, social ostracism or even punishment. Thus the person regrets the silence in hindsight

It must be hard of Kenny. He couldn't talk to his teacher. He told me he had a postmute-hindsight

by AgileIndex October 16, 2015

prosumware

Prosumware is derived from the Latin word prosum meaning "to be useful, do good, benefit". The difference between prosumware and "normal" malware is that prosumware's goal is to strengthen a system's defenses via removal of harmful viruses, and/or checking for security flaws. Upon infection, it is also common for the device's owner to be notified of the security vulnerabilities and changes that have been made to protect the device.

My router was infected with the prosumware Carna virus and made it more secure.

I got infected with the prosumware ReinCarna virus and it closed off my Telnet daemon which shouldn't have been running anyway.

by THarm January 1, 2016