pooter

female sex organ

look at that pooter

by no June 29, 2003

Porter

Walking into the bathroom, with towel on only, and deciding to only brush your teeth and wash your hands instead of a shower.

Nah, i just did a Porter

by SuMReAlShIt November 12, 2010

Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.

A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

Porter

A beautiful, green suburb in the Northern part of Houston, Texas. Filled with forests and beautiful scenic views. Home to the amazing snow cone shop "Porter Snow Balls." Comparitively better than a pathetic suburb in California called Gardena.

Why would you live in Gardena, when you can live in Porter?

Porter whoops Gardena's butt!

by cool1234567beans October 22, 2010

Pister

An offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.

I was at work and they got me pister than hell.

by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

porter

A name given to the janitor. Porter Industries is the janitorial service in this area.

The porters will clean that up. Don't worry about it.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007