poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con September 17, 2015

To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.

Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.

by HieriSSebas05 May 13, 2024

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 03, 2011

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

Pope Joan

To have a computer that is perpetually inferior to a legger

Goatl, wanted to update his PC because it was always one step behind Legger's. He is such a Pope Joan

by Leggnog May 08, 2020

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 07, 2017