Poopsicle

this is what happens if you cover poop in chocolate and stick it in the freezer

The bully ate the disguised poopsicle and vomitted and cried

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Poopsicle

The definition of a popsicle made out of the contents of someone's poop made as a devine Treet to enjoy on a nice hot day.

Today I am going to get a nice poopsicle

by Glory#$ May 18, 2024

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021

Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025