Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JingleJingle123

califfiti

a combination of caligraphy and graffiti

Damn, he is so into califfiti and he does that in school too.

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

He's just a walking Uranus when he passes gas

this is what happens if you cover poop in chocolate and stick it in the freezer

The bully ate the disguised poopsicle and vomitted and cried