Pokery

1. (Noun) A whorehouse.
2. (Noun) Where one plays Poker.
3. Up to no good; sinful shenanigans.

"There's Pokery afoot!"

"hell, I could go down to the Pokery and have more fun than this shit sandwich."

by Keravri June 28, 2016

Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Pokémad

When a driver of a vehicle (while driving) hands their phone to their passenger to catch a Pokémon on Pokémon go and when the passenger fails to catch it the driver becomes pokémad

Driver: here hurry catch this bulbasaur I dont have it, hurrrry!
Passenger: wait what? Huh? Um ok
Driver: Did you get it? Huh huh?

Passenger: no not yet hold on I'm trying (10 pokéballs later) I give up here's your phone back
Driver: wtf! Where did all my pokéballs go! And you didn't even catch it! I'm so pokémad at you! I hate you!
Passenger: yeah you are pokémad lol get a life
Driver: there's another! Yay! I wish you would drive so I could catch them...
Passenger: wow...

by Prick100 July 21, 2016

Pokéwalking

Going for a Pokéwalk

Let's go Pokéwalking, so we can catch some rare Pokémon.

by mebozy July 26, 2016

pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

by k795 July 27, 2016

pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.

"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"

by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017

Poképorn

Drawn or animated porn of Pokemon characters

Colby is grounded for the entire summer for watching Poképorn
Poképorn is so weird!

by pchambers April 21, 2018