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Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.
Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...
by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008
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Sphincter Plinko

(sfink-ter plinck-o)

The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.
"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"
by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017
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wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019
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Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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No Plank

A person who has no planks for repairs

AKA Dominic
We sunk because of "No Plank" who left a banana on the stove
by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
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AirPod Plinko

When you go to remove an AirPod from your ear, and it slips out of your hand and hits everything between you me ear and the floor, an effect similar to a Plinko puck from the game Plinko on the Price is Right
It’s so embarrassing playing AirPod Plinko on a plane, especially when the floor is so dirty.
by holmesd January 22, 2022
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