cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 6, 2011

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

Phone Drafting

Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.

See also: People Drafting

"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"

"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."

by farktronix June 18, 2008

phone macarena

the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.

john: dude wait where is my phone?! *checks pockets*
Bob: haha you just did the phone macarena

by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009

phone-drone

Anyone who owns an smart phone or bluetooth headset.

"I don't know if I should get an iphone 3Gs or an Android, I really like the functionality of my iPhone 3g but it doesn't have the features of a Blackerry that I require. I'm so excited that the new iphone opperating system supports stereo bluetooth sound now that I have my motorokr headphones. Can anyone tell me if you can broadcast bluetooth to more than two speakers for digital surround sound? I want to synch my light garden to Pink Floyd and smoke pot with the lady friend who think's im just a phone-drone with my headset tuned to star trek, but how do I broadcast to two headsets at once? I'm having synching issues.

by UberQ January 23, 2010

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011