peeps

a fucking marshmallowy ass fucking piece of shit food

also

the absolute most fucking worst word ever who the actual fuck uses that fucking word it means people but you can just fucking say that don’t ever fucking say peeps bitch ever i fucking swear it’s the worst fucking word fucking ever

white guy: hey peeps wassup
black guys: bro wtf u just fucking say
white guy: peeps bro peeps
black guys: stfu fucking piece of shit
*black guys beat up white guy*
white guy: i just wanted friends 😭😖😣

by bitchIDKstfu February 23, 2019

Up periscope

The act of deficating with only the buttocks above the surface of water.

Yesterday at the lake I saw a guy up periscope in the middle of the cove while people were swimming all around him!

by sailorjerrypoo November 20, 2010

Diet Pepsi

Possibly the worst diet pop ever created. A drink so disgusting even when it's the last thing in your fridge (only God knows how it got there) and you've been starving for a month you should just throw it out. Even though diet Coke really does taste bad, I would have it over this piss in a can any day. If you're going diet just get Mtn Dew.

Jim:Hey Tom what do you have to drink at your place?
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!

by Kane_1011 January 23, 2013

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch

Verb. When a part of a woman's anatomy is so large, advertising can be placed on said area.

Dayum, you see her forehead? You could slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch.

by MaxMMM September 25, 2009

pepsi challenge

A pepsi challenge is when a girl bends over in the doggie style position while you sit behind her so she cant see you. You then finger her with your index finger in the vagina and your pinky finger(or ring finger)in the butt-hole. After doing this for a minute or two, you take your fingers out and she must smell them to guess which finger was in which hole.

She passed my pepsi challenge, she knew my pinky was in her butt-hole.

by Throbo Man31 May 20, 2006

pepsi

what you drink after sex

*Laying in bed after sex* I need a pepsi.

by fuckinginsane June 18, 2008