Dick Paste 

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

Dick Paste by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010

Pasty Whites 

The exposed upper thigh when dangerously short shorts are worn.

That guy is exposing the pasty whites!

Pasty Whites by Wilson The Bot February 4, 2021

pastry shopping 

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

pastry shopping by HassK December 9, 2008

pasty poo

Post drinking alcohol shits that are pasty in nature, thus one can never seem to get their asshole clean

Sorry I used all the TP, I had pasty poo

pasty poo by p00 July 16, 2006

person of the pasty persuasion

a white person; a cracker.

Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.

person of the pasty persuasion by Nick D April 24, 2003

pastbook

Pastbook(ing) is a forming of Internet Trolling where you go through someones Facebook feed and like and comment on a bunch of old embarrassing stuff. This games the Facebook algorithm, surfacing this content on the newsfeed of the target's friend humiliating them.

New Facebook Comment on a 2 year old post that was optimistic about something that really didn't pan out.

S - "Remember when this was a thing? #PASTBOOKED"
A - "NO NO NO"
F - "LITERALLY... my entire feed is you A."
A - " *throws myself in front of a train*"
S "Hahahah"
F - "Looks like a classic case of pastbooking"

pastbook by chubchubfg January 17, 2014

Pasta pie 

A pasta pie is when you and your partner jizz in a bowl pasta, one of the partners shoves it in there arse while the other eats it out.

I gave my mum a "Pasta pie" for breakfast

Pasta pie by The pasta pie specialist January 3, 2017