koala parking

the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.

The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.

by jonnybagpipes September 6, 2011

detroit parking lot

The home of many homeless Detroitians in your friendly neighborhood. :) Say hello to them, especially if they have a gun. :):)

Gabe: Yo, I've always wanted to visit a detroit parking lot.
Sensible person: Fuck no, dude. That shit is crazy filled with gun-wielding nig nogs.

by nignog21 September 7, 2017

Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010

Parking Enforcement Officer

A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.

If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.

by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009

Parking in the grass

When sharing a delicious blunt filled with marijuana. If you are to accidently let the blunt go out. You are "Parking in the grass". Happens more so with Dutch Masters & Games- and even more so in green leaf cigars.

Ryan Hey, who has the blunt?

Jacob Yeah, wheres that thing at?
Aaron Ooops, i let it go out again!
Greg Dammmmmm
All Together "PARKING IN THE GRASS!!!!!!!!"

by DjRyRy March 5, 2011

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.

Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.

by Kat McGat April 23, 2006