Palma

A type of cigar used for rolling marijuana

Dutchmaster Palmas , Game 'Slow Burning Palmas'

by njblunts August 26, 2010

Palmerton

A small inbred town in Pennsylvania where the women have mustaches and allow their foopahs to hang proudly. The men in this town have greasy and/or no hair, crooked teeth, and can be found mostly during the night at their local park using heroin. Every month the inhabitants of this hell hole meet near the middle of town and worship the statue of a donkey while drinking and shouting anti-semitic slurs at each other. Palmerton's most redeeming feature is the abandoned zinc plant that went out of commission in 1980 when it completely annihilated the miles of forests that once surrounded the town.

Steve: You got any heroin?
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.

by Mr. Pennsylvania February 28, 2009

palm balm

Euphemism for any substance (usually hand lotion, soap, KY jelly, etc.) used as lubricant to facilitate male masturbation activity.

Man, Franq was so drunk the other night. He got home and didn't know what he was doing so he used Easy Off for palm balm. Now he has a rash on his dick. That Franq is an idiot.

by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004

palmistry

a state of reading ones lines in the palm to discover a true character of person and any future trends. a reliable method for discovering also their strengths and weaknesses and inherit abilities at birth and how they apply them to present. everyone has different lines in the hand and they change as the person evolves.

experts can read and understand palmistry

by sajtion March 15, 2012

stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.

Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!

by Justin May 4, 2004

kim palmer

bangin ass hot mom. that everyone wants to bone. nice big ass. mega milf. jake hit that shit!!! he's brendons dad!!!

man i wanna fuck kim palmer

by yargin184756897693457087690483 March 28, 2009

awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.

misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*

by tulipgirl January 24, 2011