posi

short for positivity, a term used often by people who want to keep life positive and/or happy.

-"Dude, I saw you make fun of that girl, so not posi..."
-"You're right man, I'm sorry."

by saladandtaco July 24, 2010

side position

Some lame stuff made up by Grindr for people who wanna cuddle and suck maybe but not have sex

This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls

by SparkyTrek July 15, 2022

posion

Shit that someone tried to "fix" to fuc you up.

"You posion my Skittles!"

by Pooh-Da-Woo-Da September 12, 2006

Posiedon

1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase

2. the greek god of the ocean

3. the god t-pain wants to look at him

4. michael phelps

POSIEDON, look at me, yeah

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

najafali position

A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.

"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"

"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"

by Alf5 February 24, 2010

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

poisonous

bad, unpleasant, boring, a term to express an overall disappointment

That party we went to last night was poisonous.

by Rocky February 10, 2004