poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

by earpuller July 21, 2006

Pooter Cooter

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque

pooter cooter vajayjay

by noreply9 September 26, 2011

postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)

"Hey guys, let's go postering!"

by Postering August 30, 2007

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

polterguest

House guests that are a nightmare to house, tolerate or entertain. Someone visiting from out of town soon to be an "ex" friend, relative or other.

When is he going back to LA? He's such a polterguest.

by KevenHester May 24, 2008

porterlithian

A porterlithian is used to refer to most of the Porterville Ca. population.

"did you see that meth monster?"

"No, I'm driving. What do you expect from the poor porterlithian?"

by Bheagan_Aodh October 18, 2007

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009