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polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
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Polish rimjob

When you lick the little hole on a Paczki to test out what filling it is before committing to the calories.
You better give that Paczki a Polish rimjob so you don’t end up with prune again this year.
by A. Writer February 27, 2019
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Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
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Polish Tuxedo

A matching tracksuit; top and bottom, usually worn by gopniks; Eastern European hooligans from lower social classes. The polish tuxedo for the gopnik is equivalent to what a normal person would wear for formal occasions such as a wedding. The polish tuxedo is usually sourced from the clothing manufacturer Adidas.
Sasha: hey misha, I see you're wearing your polish tuxedo, what's the occasion?
by BigHaaan July 16, 2018
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polish headbanger

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.
by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019
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polish disco

Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.
Guy1: Hey do you want to do something tonight?
Guy2: Sure, let's go to polish disco
by viktorgino June 11, 2018
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Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.
Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.
by KetchupDick August 15, 2022
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