When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly
by Daboyyyy August 21, 2013
This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.
by viktorgino May 31, 2018
The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.
Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017
It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 23, 2011