Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username

Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both

by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021

patty

A dirty white person.

We just came from the river and there were a bunch of pattys swimming down there.

by eeeee990 February 23, 2008

fatty patty mcnasty

a fatty patty mcnasty is most often referred to as the nastiest looking and most oddly shaped women clearly over 400 pounds who usually has obsessive compulsive disorder in more than one case and continuously starts a conversations with,"hiya would you like to take a dump on my chest while i finish eating my bean burrito." And 67% of the time her name is Patty... everytime!!!! See the following for usage below.

I went to Hollister to buy a water polo tee shirt to wear for the other bros. I went to the food court to get a basic taco. There i scanned around and saw patty from school. she ordered 15 in depth and detailed bean borritos and was wearing grey sweat pants. Grossssssss!!! i felt absolutely sick looking at fatty patty mcnasty scarf down her food and whipe her greasy fat fingers on her face.

by rusty bridges March 23, 2008