Perfy

1. So stupid it's funny 2. Hella crazy 3. Makes you laugh so hard you can't breathe

It was hella perfy when that guy ran across the freeway naked.

by Jigga Jones October 2, 2005

Perfect Fit

When two elements come together that are exactly adapted or suitable to each other. To be the precise size and shape for.

When Jessica put her head down on James shoulder they found that it was a perfect fit.

by Alchemist007 February 16, 2010

performance activism

When a person/group jumps on a political bandwagon in order to keep up appearances.

“Hey, have you seen her posts about BLM?”
“Yeah she’s sharing everything she comes across, so annoying.”
“Yeah man, perfect example of performance activism - how embarrassing.”

by HelloPoppet June 8, 2020

performance award

A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.

Man, I passed a cop at 30 over and earned myself another performance award.

by nycubergeek September 24, 2005

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

by Skwisgard Skwigelf May 3, 2010

Perfect

1. Being above and beyond any expectation
2. Beautiful, amazing, unique, one of a kind
3. Addie Nix

"OMG have you seen Addie? She's perfect!"
"Addie, you are perfect"

by Crispycats July 20, 2014