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Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018
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Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.
"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"
by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021
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Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011
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paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
by kmcj22 December 13, 2015
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Spooky Paper

A tab of LSD

A piece of highly absorbant paper usually dripped with an LSD/water solution. When placed in the mouth(usually on or under the tongue) and depending on the dosage, spooky paper will cause mild body effects at low doses(-50ug), to extreme hallucinations (200ug+). Being under the influence of LSD or taking a tab of LSD is also known as "gettin spooky"
"Spookster E been coppin that spooky paper"
"Spooky paper got me fallin down the stairs"
by Spookster A June 26, 2018
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batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet
Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop
by slyy99 September 2, 2021
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physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).
If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!
by wogglebug February 5, 2021
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