A fucking bitch that want to fuck every man and woman on earth and leaves them for dead when he’s done with them and likes to him exploit every single person he dates
John is a fucking bitch
by DragonbornM March 5, 2020
Get the Johnmug. An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.
John is silver 3
by Vilious March 5, 2017
Get the Johnmug. John has lost it
by KATSARETHEBEST April 19, 2017
Get the Johnmug. A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.
by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018
Get the No John'smug. John is a very amazing friend. But he is also the weirdest guy you will ever meet. As soon as he starts a relationship he wants sex. He always talks about how he wants his girlfriend to suck him off or his girlfriend wants his deep throbbing cock inside of her tight pussy. But he will help you if you need it. He will make you feel better and yet still want to lick pussy and fuck her girlfriend at the same time. Johns typically like Addisons, Juliana’s, and Priya’s.
by Lickdaddy May 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Anon2020 July 19, 2016
Get the Johningmug. Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all
by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017
Get the Johnmug.