bingo the nonce

one who penerates mens rectums on an hourly basis. he can only get erect from a thrashing by a shit filled sock

bingo the nonce has been spotted down the gents toilets AGAIN..........

by timmy slayer January 29, 2015

Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

*insert name here* posted the definition of their name on their insta story so they are a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

Adam Johnson

Adam Johnson is in my wardrobe the nonce

by Devon Sinclair November 4, 2020

nonce

Another word for Paedophile.

"Cliff Richard is a filthy old nonce."

by E.L James July 27, 2017

Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

Nonce

A paedophile who likes touching people that are very young compared to there age ratio

Hey John which bird you chatting too

Oh just this pretty girl

Im gonna check her insta

Please mike dont

Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)

and it says 2008

Im not A Nonce

Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce

by pro gamer words July 22, 2020