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dump ass

another term for taking a huge shit. It can ALSO be used in reference to when one has to release a massive amount of anal gas.
If you dont shut the fuck up, im going to come over there and dump ass all over your face!!

I shouldn't have ate at Taco bell, because now i have to use Karen's bathroom and completely dump ass everywhere.
by ScottyB0n3s March 2, 2009
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Dino Dump

Noun. A large bowel movement that piles in the toilet in a great mound. Often times one flush is not enough to rid the toilet of this massive monster.
Later he will quite possibly regret that second helping of chili when he is dropping a dino dump into the porcelain god.
by S.BOB September 24, 2010
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December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.
by TayHawk December 17, 2010
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Holiday Dump

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 9, 2020
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Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
by ugfest January 12, 2007
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Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.
Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!
by Facsimile August 31, 2009
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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
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