nagol

a person of questionable morals

John is such a freaking nagol!!!

by Lemon Lime 54 November 5, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

by MeatPie April 22, 2008

nasal spray

When a girl is jerkin a guy off, right as he is about to cum, he shoves his dick up her nostril and cums in it

She stopped jerkin me off, so i gave her the Nasal Spray

by The_One June 11, 2006

napoleon dynamite

The most attractive looking nerd with a neat looking afro...yet, not the most attractive (low-budget) movie ever.

It had some funny parts, but there was no progression in the storyline, and there was rarely any background music.

Oh yeah, he is also a Mormon.

Napoleon is a Mormon.

by Cyndane February 25, 2005

napoli

3. To publicly reveal a fantasy that would better have been kept private.

Bill O'Reilly napolis wistfully on the murders that would have ensued if one of John Wayne's or Clint Eastwood's cowboy characters had stumbled across the Brokeback Mountain lovers.

by Arcadia Berger April 19, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded!

by Blahb January 29, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

Plain and Simple: God

I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.

by Thom September 3, 2004