MURPHED

to fuck up bad
to be retarded
to not be able to read
to not go through with anything
to be known as the biggest dumb ass ever

wow, when you ran over that small child, you really murphed it
that time you didnt wipe your ass, you were murphing it

by the garrett January 25, 2004

brittany murphy

a actress who ppl seem to like but i think she can only play a slut or a mental patient.

Slut character: 8 Mile, Sidewalks of New York

Mental patient: Don't say a word, Girl, Interrupted

A bit of both: Riding in cars with boys.

by Aroha(mad love 4 Kim Mathers) December 23, 2003

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Murphy

A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy

Dude, he just stole my cheese.

What a total Murphy

by Kimbodia0 December 3, 2011

MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006

Dropkick Murphys Law

1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.

2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.

1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.

by archyis March 21, 2009

murphy lee

One fine azz mutha and DEA's boyfriend and baby momma.

Murphy Lee goes out with DEA from the MIA.

by DEA August 19, 2003