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Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 20, 2005
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baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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mini-feed

a feature of facebook that was introduced in fall 2006. the mini-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile, so everyone knows what that person has been up to. actions include wall posts, status updates, uploading photos, being tagged in a picture, relationship status updates, etc. works in combination with the news-feed for ultimate stalkage.
"did you hear about shelby and chris breaking up?"
"yeah, she didn't tell me, but i read it on her mini-feed."
by tdm duh December 6, 2006
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mini moni

The archangel cast from heaven for leading the revolt of the angels; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub. Can be seen moonlighting as an alleged breakoff group from Japanese Pop idol group Morning Musume as a group of the four youngest members.
...And ye shall renounce Mini Moni from thine heart and be saved...
by myumyu June 5, 2004
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Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.
Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!
by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011
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mini-millennials

Millennials born after 9/11 (September 11, 2001) who have grown up without ever knowing a world without the internet and the looming threats of both terrorism and surveillance.
There are a lot of mini-millennials on smart phones at this Taylor Swift concert.
by djgoogletranslate April 3, 2016
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Minicraft

Minicraft
by ma dude bra June 3, 2019
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