muddy turtle

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014

Muay Thai

Muay Thai is a very close quarters art, using a lot of knees and elbows, usually in which either one or both fighters end up with fucked up faces.

Taekwondo fighter: *does some fancy ass kick*
Muay Thai fighter: *simply blocks and throws an overhand right and a knee to the face and knocks him clean the fuck out*

by Neophite July 13, 2018

Muddy

Huevito

Huevitoooo your muddy my boy... Cut the bangs !

by Ryan and Adam May 13, 2016

Muay Thai

one of the most brutal martial arts ever known to man. it's moves are very diverse ranging from punches, kicks to knee/elbow strikes to grapplings, triangle chokes and leg locks. every move is meant to KO the opponent and create huge amounts of force. overall, the kind of martial art art the one would learn to kick major ass.

Person 1: With Karate i kick your a..
(person 2 elbows person 1 in the face and leaves him bleeding to death)
Person 2: Muay Thai kicks your ass

by Red Stinger February 8, 2010

Muddy Lizard

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.

This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.

by Blackwater Brian July 6, 2012

Muddy Soup Bowl

Where you are doing your girlfriend from behind while she has diarrhea.

"Dude, I did the muddy soup bowl last night, it was righteous!!!"

by Long Dong Salam December 19, 2009

muddy gumboot

A muddy gumboot is when a drink is poured across the anus and butt cheeks of the server while the receiver lies underneath and drinks the liquid.

Usually done with alcohol during drinking games. But can be done with other liquids.

Thought to have originated from Massey University in New Zealand.

If a player vomits or urinates they have to drink it, or get someone else to, through a funnel or muddy gumboot.

by slutty jesus October 12, 2010